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Maybe these are what we need to revitalize the local arcade scene. Introducing the Boob and Fresh Lobster claw machines…

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What’s the prize? Silicone or foam boob. Other than that, I have no idea what it is does and I don’t want to know.

Who should play this machine? An attention seeker. Or someone who insists that the prize is nothing but an innocent stress ball.

What’s the danger of playing this machine? An imminent tight slap right in the face that may result in hearing impairment.

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What’s the prize? Fresh and alive lobster. It’s seafood time!

Who should play this machine? A claw vending machine pro. I mean, come on, the lobsters are moving! How easy can it get?

What’s the danger of playing this machine? After you have claimed your winning catch in exuberance, reality dawns upon you, you are now one finger short.

[via TheUrbanShogun]